...I predict with confidence. In any case, here's a letter I sent to him at Fox News, just for fun.
Far-left loons, and far-right _____?
As a political independent, I prefer fair-and-balanced commentary as an aid in making my own informed decisions. I need some help to decide whether I should start recording your show.
By my rough estimate, the small percentage of people at the far left of the political spectrum is about the same size as that on the far right; both of those factions already have their minds made up on every issue. New information bounces off them like bullets off Superman. Pathetic, isn't it?
In any case, I've heard you refer frequently to those on the left as "far-left loons"; that's okay with me, because name-calling can sometimes make a valid point, and I enjoy a person with a fair-and-balanced sense of humor.
But I was wondering what you call their counterparts on the right -- "far right [what?]." I haven't yet heard the nickname you've picked for them. No doubt you have one, and no doubt you've used it just as frequently as "far-left loons" on your fair-and-balanced show.
Just curious. I have a strong preference for fairness and balance in reporting and commentary, and look forward to being able to add your show to my DVR list after I get your answer.